In The Presence of True Greatness
I've long suspected that a Superhero may live in my building. I've never actually met him, but occasionally, when turning a corner, I swear I hear the faint swish of a cape in the hallway. There's a huge crack in the parking garage wall quite possibly hides a lair of some kind. And sometimes I catch what can only be the blur of an incredibly fast individual out of the very corner of my eye. I've always wondered who it could be and I was finally able to prove my suspicion and identify our hero at the same time this weekend.
Faster than a roaring Vespa...
It's a Bee? It's a Bat? No!
It's BumbleBat Man!
Apparently he forgot to engage the Invisibility Shield on the old BumbleBat mobile thus enabling evidence to be captured on film. He soon discovered his mistake because I haven't seen it since.
Faster than a roaring Vespa...

Able to park by tall buildings in a single space....

It's BumbleBat Man!

But I know you're here BumbleBat Man....and I sleep just a little better at night.
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