Anyway, a dear friend who is like a sister and just moved to Texas, saw them and named them for me:
Too High Falootin' To Be A Lone Star
(Apparently, to move to the Texas, you must memorize the fact that a Lone Star has EXACTLY 5 points. Not 3 or 4....and definitely not 6 like the abomination above. Then they beat it into you that all stars must be the State Approved 5-pointed Lone Star. Any doodler who attempt to doodle a star other that the official state design is kicked out of The South altogether and has to join the Witness Protection Program. And don't even think about eating Pace Salsa ever again. I'm going to have to do some heavy atonement and begging , not to mention drawing copious amounts of correct, 5-pointed stars, to even be allowed into the state if I ever want to visit!)
She just put 'Snakes on a Plane' under this one. I wonder why?