Molly Bee Mammoth Wrangler
Last week, I packed one of my kids off to a science conference in San Diego. While he was there, he messaged that he attended a fabulous talk about woolly mammoths. Being a huge natural-science geek, and lover of all things animal..including extinct ones, I immediately sent him a reply. Something polite and respectful I'm sure, to the effect that he should 'bring me a baby woolly mammoth or not come home at all'. Actually that may have been the exact directive. Being a scientist, he was quick to explain that technology was not quite there yet. Scientists aren't yet able to actually clone a mammoth and that I would have to be patient. Yeah. Right. Have you met me? I responded that be that as it may, he should just bring home a little one...one that would fit under the seat in front of him. Yes, that would be just fine. I mean, I'm nothing if not practical and thrifty. No need to pay another bag fee for a non-existent-at-this-point-in-time mammoth for little old ...